11 Signs You’re Forever Alone

Most of the people in a relationship wish they were single because of the constant emotional mood swing of their partner. They wish they had a life were they could go on random dates and meet new people, probably sleep with some of them too. But this, is a whole new level. It is achieved by a very few people and whoever is in this level has to go through the situation all by himself. Because he, my friend, is forever alone!

  1. When you call your friend at nightĀ and the first thing he says:


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    Like seriously, Can’t you call your friend at night just to talk to him. Why is it so difficult for them to understand that you just want to have a normal conversation and not cry over your issue. But the story doesn’t end here! In the middle of the conversation you’re again asked

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    All you can do is wish them a good night and go to bed.

  2. when your friends always try to set you up with someone


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    Oh no no no, you don’t say this when they try to set you up. you say this when the girl and you don’t get along because obviously how will you?! You’re forever alone.

  3. When you’re in the middle of a conversation with a friend and she asks you

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    well it happens a lot. someone will be talking to you and during the conversation you prefer going into your own imaginary world. It’s kind of embarrassing but being lost is the only thing you know.

  4. Ā When you’re watching a movie

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    This is a very difficult thing to do (at least for me). But you’ve been rejected so many times that you don’t even feel bad watching a movie alone. Plus you even save some bucks on nachos and cokes. šŸ˜‰

  5. And in restaurants too

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    It’s not just the movie theater but you feel comfortable going and eating alone in restaurants too. It’s like a self-date. May be by doing this you get some time to know yourself better. You get some time to spend with you. Oh don’t kid yourself with such thoughts! You’re forever alone!

  6. And even a trip


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    well if you can go to a movies alone, eat alone then why not a trip. Celebrate your loneliness in a romantic place. šŸ˜›

  7. When you go to a party


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    Every close friends of your will be with their partners and having fun.But the only person you can show a good time is – you. So Party Hard! šŸ˜‰

  8. And at night this is all you can wish forgiphy

    Do I need to say more about this?!

  9. Ā When your friends tag you in some post

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    When a notification comes on your phone about a friend tagging you in a post, you actually feel happy. You think they might have shared a photo of you, but then when you see such posts then you feel being tagged in a post “with 30 others” is much better. šŸ˜›
  10. When you’ve friends

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    when people say, you don’t have a girl friend so what do you do and you say proudly that you’ve F.R.I.E.N.D.S. :’)Ā  Ā  Ā  It’s like having everything in the world and being “Forever Alone.”

  11. In the end, when nothing works and you give upĀ  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā Ā Single-Friend-11
    This is all you can say!

    I know how the feeling is because I myself am in the same level. If you’ve been through these following situations then I just have two words for you – “Welcome Aboard”

8 thoughts on “11 Signs You’re Forever Alone

  1. Pain gives rise to everything creative. Whether it’s a poem, a song or a piece of writing, like this one. You have done justice to it. It’s hard to believe you’re a finance guy! I can’t be so witty.
    You can get into freelance writing. You should try it sometime.

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    1. Thanks a lot Neha for so many kind words! Your comments always makes me happy. Means a lot. šŸ™‚ Yea it’s true, pain makes you do things you’ve never ever imagined.
      And currently I’m not thinking of becoming a freelancer. Writing is just a new hobby. Let’s see how long it stays with me.

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  2. You are an amazing writer. I don’t think I can write like this. Witty and thoughtful, all at the same time. You should try freelancing. Your work will be appreciated.
    Kudos. And you are not alone. I’m in the same league.
    Forever alone.

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